What we both
needed at that moment were abbreviations that represented his age group rather
than the Twitter/Facebook generation.
Here are a few abbreviations that Dad may have been able to guess
correctly:
OMG – Open
My Geritol
ROFL – Rude
Old Farts Leering
BRB – Bones
Really Brittle
WTF – Wag
The Finger
TTYL – Try
Taking Your Laxative
GTG – Good
Times Granny
BFF – Best
Friend’s Funeral
POS – Please
Obey Seniors
LMAO – Love
My Arthritis Ointment
BTW – Broke
The Wheelchair
IMO –
Incontinence May Occur
FML – Fart More Loudly
TBH – Total
Brain Hemorrhage
FYI – For
Your Incontinence
HAGD – Had A
Great Dump
TTFN – Time
to F’n Nap
FWIW – Fall
When I’m Walking
IDC – It’s
Damn Cold
IM –
Imperfect Medicare
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