If current trends are any indication, “cringe worthy” doesn’t even begin to describe the new definition of men’s fashion. For your consideration:
Mantyhose – What has long been the bane of
every woman’s existence is now trending for men? They can have them. Apparently, mantyhose are
all the rage in Europe, where men wear them under their clothes for added
smoothness and additional warmth. I’m guessing these are not control-top hose.
That would make things quite challenging at the urinal, no?
The Man Bun – Men’s hair styles, just like women’s,
are ever-evolving animals. In the case
of the man bun, the species should have become extinct before this creature was
spawned. I can almost understand it for
athletes like Tom Brady and David Beckham, who need to keep their long hair out
of their faces, but as a fashion statement, it’s just plain silly. Still better than a mullet, I guess.
Chris Jones of Bravo’s Top Chef - Texas
The Cowboy Tennis Shoe by Adidas© – What dark corner of hell did these come from? Clearly the person who was able to talk this
atrocity past Adidas© executives and into production made a deal with the devil.
Meanwhile,
back on Earth, who would wear these?
Imagine walking onto the basketball court or into a country/western bar
with these on. You’d have your ass
handed to you at either place. But hey, what do I know? Maybe forward-thinkers
like Mark Cuban and Jerry Jones will have their respective teams sporting these
next season, perhaps with mantyhose.
Yeehaw!
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